Tractors?
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8454997&dopt=Abstract
One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:30,
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And don't forget The Wurzels
Who went dogging with their Combine Harvester.
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Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:36,
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