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This is a link post Follow up story to Bike Sex Man, it would appear that he is not the only man who finds inanimate objects erotic.
# In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
# In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:37, Reply)
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(swank, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Arghh
nuke it from orbit
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm
How much for a blowjob?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a lecture from a woman who works with such cases
These people have a mental illness- they need psychological counceling not to be treated as criminals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
She does.
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw an image of a man, poking the exhaust pipe of
a jeep I was looking to buy, I changed my mind on the model.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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the rest of that series of photos includes the same bloke licking the rim of a toilet :o
 (swank, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like sloppy seconds, eh?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post probably this
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That is truly
a sight to behold
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
Wouldn't though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go easy on the mince pies this year, Rob

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tractors?
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8454997&dopt=Abstract

One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And don't forget The Wurzels
Who went dogging with their Combine Harvester.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pavements and Bin Liners.
www.langston.com/Fun_People/1995/1995AXD.html

I read about this in the Fortean Times years ago, and it's not something you forget.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can sympathise with this guy
When I was a nipper I attatched paddles to the back wheel of my tricicle and would ride it ever faster spanking myself stupid. To this day I orgasm uncontrolably whenever I see one of those turqouise invalid chariot thingies.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:34, Reply)