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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:14,
Reply)
I was infected with
Britishness and politics among other things...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:17,
Reply)
britishness
isnt that just normal
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:29,
Reply)
Not if you're a Merkin
not that I am....
But I could have been, I suppose.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:45,
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'God's Debris' as a cure for religion?
Scott Adams is a nonsense man.
/read The Dilbert Future when very young and stupid and spent a while believing moronic things about the universe blog/
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:43, Reply)