How come ducks didn't outnumber other species by millions afterwards and take over the earth?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:57,
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What a wonderful thought
A world run by ducks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:59,
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southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Duck_President
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05,
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sharks innit
it's in Genesis 3.14: "...and when all the ducks were eaten the sharks starved reducing their population according to holy natural selection before Noah got drunk and left the Ark doors open again..."
read your fucking bible yeah?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05,
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I'm not sure I buy that.
All that rain would reduce the salinity in the oceans making the sharks less buoyant. They must have all sunk.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:45,
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but the sea floor was higher then on account of all the duck carcasses
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:58,
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Well, I suppose I can't fault the logic.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:10,
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