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This is a link post Merkins are building a 'historically accurate' 1:1 scale Ark
Because why the fuck not, right?
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally
WE will have the proof we need that Noah simply didn't have enough room for all those dinosaurs and unicorns and dragons and stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly could have been built by one old bloke and his sons a few thousand years ago, though!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Trying to make it look possible for one old man by showing the army of builders, modern cranes and forklifts that they're using. Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I simply do not believe in the Egyptian pyramids. Do they think we're gullible fools?
Edit: who has the money to fund all those workers and equipment? Holy expensive!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Christians

(SonofRojBlake, Wed 18 May 2016, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Churches don't pay tax and have an army of gullible morons at their disposal

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 19 May 2016, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit late for that
Bruce built it 2003
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone watch it long enough
to see they were still filming the building of it in Winter 2016?
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 18 May 2016, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
How did the kangaroos get across all those continents and not leave any evidence of their migration like bone fragments and stuff

religion is super crazy
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Kiwi is a flightless bird that lives on an island on the other side of the world.
Thankfully a mating pair were honeymooning near Mt. Sinai at the time and saved Noah a trip.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post tbf, stupid as it is, they will make a fuck ton of money
Great idea business wise. All they have to do is build a boat shell and a car park and count the money coming in. Wish I'd thought of it.

edit: also at half the length of the QE2, built of wood and not built for sea it'll be super cheap.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *builds a cheap Tower of Babel*
*manufactures cheap Rahab-the-Whore inflatable dolls*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 May 2016, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt Noah make it on his own?
Or did he have cranes and machinery and a waving team of engineers too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you see the 214 documentary on this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qmj5mhDwJQ

He didn't have cranes. He didn't need them. He had rock monsters. I highly recommend it - it's brilliantly bonkers.

Edit: 2014 dammit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 May 2016, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that ark looks about as seaworth as The Herald of Free enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And at 155 feet
Only a tad bigger.
How the holy fuck, are you going to fit two of all the worlds animals on a fucking ferry? Magic?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post film is notable for the line:
:"We are men, United", which, from the mouth of Ray Winstone sounds very much like he supports a certain Northern football team. Thats all I remember, apart from the fact that it was directed by an atheist who was exploring the purpose of 'story' in our sad little lives. In addition, it has the oddest performance by Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah. It solves a lot of the tricky bits of the biblical version as well.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 18 May 2016, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How come ducks didn't outnumber other species by millions afterwards and take over the earth?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wonderful thought
A world run by ducks
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Duck_President
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sharks innit
it's in Genesis 3.14: "...and when all the ducks were eaten the sharks starved reducing their population according to holy natural selection before Noah got drunk and left the Ark doors open again..."
read your fucking bible yeah?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I buy that.
All that rain would reduce the salinity in the oceans making the sharks less buoyant. They must have all sunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post but the sea floor was higher then on account of all the duck carcasses

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I suppose I can't fault the logic.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So basically,
what they're doing is building a very large wooden shed.
Well, that's me converted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that'll be $40 per car please
Dodo hotdogs are an extra $15 each
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 May 2016, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i've got an historically accurate noah ark right here...
it's invisible though.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 18 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's exactly like god!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 May 2016, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This one has historically correct forged steel joints
With Zinc coated hex bolts that were all the rage 6000 years ago.
Edit: with near absence of stringers, one would need a lot a prayers for it not to break up a the first wave...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 May 2016, 9:05, Reply)