Sir Edward Elgar's 'He Banged The Leather For Goal' takes some beating,
composed for his beloved Wolves.
My favourite is the one Wast Ham fans sang about Bobby Zamora:
When the ball hits the head/Of the man in Row Z/ That's Zamora.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:14,
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Modified from the old Brighton song
When the ball hits the net/Like a fucking rocket/that's Zamora.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 21:16,
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When Robin Van Persie was in trouble for touching up someone he shouldn't have,
They sang, to the tune of that Craig David monstrosity...
Van-Per-Sie,
When the girl says no, molest her!
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