I grimace when I hit a pot hole
in my shitty golf... this is a silly car for Uk roads.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
The golf has an awful ride
Especially if you have one of the sporty models (Eg GTI). It's made for German roads and ours are shite.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:18,
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Some of them are yet to be repaired after the Blitz
Judging form the size of the holes.
Bloody forrins, coming over here with their J88's and fucking up our roads.
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:46, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you are forrin *squints eyes*.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:26,
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By Jove, what would make you even begin to ponder about entertaining such a silly thought?
"Gives lit Gauloise to baby, baby puffs away while listening to Jean Paul Sartre's soothing existentialist ponderings"
My dear sir, I'm most off put by such asinine allegations.
"Hesitates between between Bordeaux and Borgogne for the baby's bottle"
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:36, Reply)
...are you nibbling on an onion?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:47,
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An onion? of course not, it's an échalote.
Dang, busted, blast you uneditable subject line!!!
Would I be still allowed in the village green club house if I said that aforementioned shallot was enjoyed with scones and properly made tea?
(, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:57, Reply)
Finding actual Englishman here would be a start.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:14,
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