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This is a link post House invaded by slug.
You won't believe what happened next! Mind blown...
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hello new person
yesterday morning I watched two slugs fucking in the garden.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there Woodkovsky
Did you happen upon them by accident, or were you camping out in the garden hoping to catch an eyeful of slug sex?
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post he was in the garden
with his Ipad, watching it on pornhub.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
I was taking stuff out to the compost. do not have an ipad. porn is for virgins.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post duck!
nice one, just missed it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% compostable gimp suit

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post + decided to join in

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post on a separate note, I moved into a house
that we discovered had a slug problem... removed carparks, aired out the under floorboards, sealed up the holes in floor/wall/skirting... removed the grassline from touching the house, and put slug killer down... fixed the problem, if anyone else is having simillar issues!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
From the extensive scientific research I've read, and the respected educated opinions I've sought (see original link), I don't see how you can conclude that slugs were involved.
 (AlFargo Bored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just calling them slugs...
obviously i meant nano tech that is spying on me.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Slugnets
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I knocked down my house, rebuilt it with salt licks and have filled the floor void with hedgehogs.
Fixed the problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I tracked down the slug leader strangled it with it's own eye stalks and declared my dominance over the slug kingdom.
The rest of the slugs now do my bidding.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:42, Reply)
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I dabbled in the semi-pro snail racing circuit for a bit. I thought taking the shells off might make them go a bit quicker, but turns out it has the opposite effect.

Just made them more sluggish.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin slugs, how do they work?
#VintageMemes
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:15, Reply)