hello new person
yesterday morning I watched two slugs fucking in the garden.
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:26,
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Hi there Woodkovsky
Did you happen upon them by accident, or were you camping out in the garden hoping to catch an eyeful of slug sex?
(AlFargoBored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:34,
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he was in the garden
with his Ipad, watching it on pornhub.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37,
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nope
I was taking stuff out to the compost. do not have an ipad. porn is for virgins.
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:46,
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duck!
nice one, just missed it.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:49,
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100% compostable gimp suit
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 16:38,
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+ decided to join in
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:42,
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on a separate note, I moved into a house
that we discovered had a slug problem... removed carparks, aired out the under floorboards, sealed up the holes in floor/wall/skirting... removed the grassline from touching the house, and put slug killer down... fixed the problem, if anyone else is having simillar issues!
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:29,
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Hmm.
From the extensive scientific research I've read, and the respected educated opinions I've sought (see original link), I don't see how you can conclude that slugs were involved.
(AlFargoBored Sig:, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:37,
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I'm just calling them slugs...
obviously i meant nano tech that is spying on me.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:04,
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Slugnets
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:14,
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I knocked down my house, rebuilt it with salt licks and have filled the floor void with hedgehogs.
Fixed the problem.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:21,
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I tracked down the slug leader strangled it with it's own eye stalks and declared my dominance over the slug kingdom.
The rest of the slugs now do my bidding.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:42,
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I dabbled in the semi-pro snail racing circuit for a bit. I thought taking the shells off might make them go a bit quicker, but turns out it has the opposite effect.
Just made them more sluggish.
(FridgeBadger, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:10,
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Fuckin slugs, how do they work? #VintageMemes
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:15,
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