One time my evangelical boss told me about a miracle he'd seen where a boy's deformed foot had been stretched back to normal. Without thinking I said 'oh I know that one' and showed him the magic stretching arm trick.
He turned puce and fled the room. I was mortified. He returned a bit later and said 'It was a miracle, though.'
Shortly after he fired me because he found out I visited an acupuncturist.
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