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This is a link post Undeniable proof of God's power. Take that "science"!
I guess that's why Trump is such a believer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if they can do that with my tiddler

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two things:
1) GC.
2) Is Trump "such a believer"? I know he said some sky fairy shit in his inauguration speech, but all presidents do that, it's about as Christian as wishing someone Happy Christmas. Yes he courts the religious right vote, but that doesn't make him Christian either. I've seen absolutely no other evidence of him being at all religious. To be be religious he'd have to admit there's a supreme omniscient and omnipotent being other than himself, which I find unlikely.
Maybe I didn't get the memo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop drawing attention away from my cock issue

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post two things
1) GC didn't flag up, I guess it's a different link
2) It was a joke based on people saying Trump had small hands
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave him alone Toasty, he's not worth it

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waggles little finger and scowls*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's no finger

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I busted your fake news.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:30, , Reply)
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busted your fake news are so tetchy about people mocking Trump you couldn't see the miracle of God's work
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post More fake news.
I am very rude about Trump all of the time, just take a look at previous comments I've made. It's just that increasingly I'm hearing people saying he's some kind of fundamentalist Christian. He's not, he's fundamentally a total cunt. That is not the same thing, even though all fundamentalist religious types are total cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the first I've heard of people saying he's a fundamentalist Christian
although I can see how being a coin grabbing preacher would appeal to him
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, on Twitter at least.
Anyway, must dash, they're calling my flight and I don't want to miss the rally in Florida tonight. It's going to be tremendous, let me tell you, I mean, the best, and by the way, I know a lot about the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 9:12, , Reply)
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I think DT's incapable of believing there could be anything better / more powerful than himself.

Standard dictator stuff, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Toast.
www.b3ta.com/links/1424428
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Toasty. Services to B3ta beyond doubt but it could be a Wenger time

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
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One time my evangelical boss told me about a miracle he'd seen where a boy's deformed foot had been stretched back to normal. Without thinking I said 'oh I know that one' and showed him the magic stretching arm trick.

He turned puce and fled the room. I was mortified. He returned a bit later and said 'It was a miracle, though.'

Shortly after he fired me because he found out I visited an acupuncturist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
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Next up: Priest PROVES there's a God by stealing your nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 9:11, , Reply)