A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the boy.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."
The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And tigger?"
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 20:13,
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A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.
"Where do I come from?" he asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they get together and have a special kiss and cuddle. Daddy's willy gets hard enough that he can actually poke it all the way inside mummy, and he puts a special white wee full of little baby seeds deep into mummy's tummy. The special wee mixes with one of mummy's eggs that are hidden inside her special place, and so a baby grows inside her tummy. The baby mixture spends 9 months growing in her tummy before coming out of her front bottom as a new baby"
The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "Well, Emily at school says she comes from Nottingham."
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 20:48,
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