Or set up windchimes in nearby trees so he goes slowly insane.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 14:41,
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yeah and do a poo in your hands and wipe it on his windows
and jizz through his letterbox, he'll think it's raccoons
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:14,
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Those actions are sacred to me and reserved to ex-girlfriends and their mothers.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:18,
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ooo kinky!
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:22,
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Strangely enough, not all of them view it that way.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:44,
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womenfolk are a fickle race
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:47,
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And litigious!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 15:50,
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Does smeared poo have ADN?
Asking for a friend.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 19:14,
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