it's a shame you can't keep the cut off bit, it'd make a great stocking filler
i'll get my coat...
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:46, Reply)
He could leave his unused shoe and sock in the freezer with a crudely sawn off pig's leg sticking out from it.
then ask guest to go rummage for ice cubes for these here cocktails in said freezer, as "imaginary leg" hurts.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)