blimey best of luck, great to read you're being so positive :)
it's a shame you can't keep the cut off bit, it'd make a great stocking filler
i'll get my coat...
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:46,
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Alternatively
He could leave his unused shoe and sock in the freezer with a crudely sawn off pig's leg sticking out from it.
then ask guest to go rummage for ice cubes for these here cocktails in said freezer, as "imaginary leg" hurts.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)