13. If you're lucky enough to get a night alone at home after the whole birth thing ...
... have the most elaborate wank you can think of
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:12,
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You see? They just don't hand out this quality advice at the NCT classes.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 0:13,
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