That's not a funny gay joke, this is:
A gay bloke really fancies his doctor so he goes there complaining of an intestinal complaint.
The doctor asks him to strip so he can rectally examine him, which the gay man does and bends over.
The doctor looks at his anus and does a double-take.
"There appears to be some sort of blockage there, like a bundle of reeds. I'll see if I can free it. He slowly and carefully pulls on on the bundle but it just keeps coming and coming until finally it's free. The Doctor holds it up, shocked, and says "It's a bunch of flowers!"
The gay bloke says, "Read the card, read the card!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 14:54,
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I had a bit of lettuce sticking out of my bum.
The doctor said it was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Varmint, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:05,
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That joke is so old it's from Romaine times
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:16,
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Personally I thought it was a little gem
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:24,
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I'm staying away from you: you toss salad like you toss a caber.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:32,
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On straight dates
it's common for the man to pull out the woman's chair.
On gay dates it's common for one man to push in the other's stool.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:25,
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