Drink! It provokes three things.
nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes.
And if the man were alive, he would probably add 'posting to b3ta' to the first three.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:49,
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oh dear.
now you have to take all your clothes off, give the stage manager a blow job and run around the theatre three times shouting 'kick me, kick me', spin three times, spit, curse.
And give me £50 until the weekend.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 20:55,
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uhh
sorry. didn't mean to be so quick. If it's in your eyes, vinegar is better than water at first.
edit: just leave your wallet on the bedside - I'll help myself.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:00,
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Jesus darling
I really need some sleep I've got a presentation in the morning - can you go ahead without me?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:15,
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Irt's a Tedx - they won't be able tell the difference.
Pick any random slide deck, borrow my blue tooth mike and use all of the words listed here: https://www.inc.com/john-boitnott/you-still-need-to-use-these-20-smart-business-buzzwords.html
That's all I was really going to do. Pop into the local and get me a bottle of vodka on your way though. Since you're up for it, I'm going to take a duvet day.
Oh yeah, and some batteries for the sex toys.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Feb 2018, 21:39,
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