
but even better you've reminded me of the Martine McCutcheon story below it.
( , Thu 15 Mar 2018, 9:16, Reply)

I heard the same joke back in the 90s except it's Bill Gates waiting for a plane. When I told it to my Dad, he said, "ah yeah, we had the same joke when I was a kid, except it was Rockefeller."
( , Thu 15 Mar 2018, 14:59, Reply)

and said he'd never seen the guy before in his life after pocketing £100 to say that he knew him 5 mins earlier.
( , Thu 15 Mar 2018, 18:44, Reply)