Ahem
I actually got to cuddle and pet a cheetah in that very same safari park, 'cos my dad knew the director. I can't remember whether there are any photos to prove it, this was circa 1985. Anyway, here's a pro tip if you ever get into a fight with a cheetah: grab it by the base of the tail (the bum end) and hang on. Like a dog, and unlike a cat, it can't bend round and bite you.
(, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:32, Reply)
