b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » links » Link 1487087 | Random

This is a link post why not take the kids to the safari park

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reason enough to end trusting the public to be cool with captive animals
That is simply sick, tots included
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They're members of PETA though.
They have a special connection with animals. It's man that is dangerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 11 May 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! They really cheetah'd death there!
They must have been feline a bit silly after that!
Jesus, someone put me out of my own misery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post micery, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post this way they wont forget it and you only have to go once

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they forgot to explain the basic concept of picnics

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!
How can you be so fucking stupid? And to put little kids in harms way like that? The parents should be fed to the lions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
stupid fucking cunts!
you can see from the cat's body language that it's not happy and ready to aggress.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 11 May 2018, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post there were times where I thought some horn-honking may have been helpful

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your solution to everything, which is why you got sacked from that job driving a hearse on your first day.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post runs the risk of agitating the animals more

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right Toast. The rhinos in particular can get well narky if you honk their horns.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
I thought you were finished ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They were lucky these were cheetahs and not lions
though I've heard of people trying to do the same in a drive-through lion area. The cheetahs were reacting to the H. sapiens as a threat not as prey - though male cheetahs can kill each other - but even swatting with their front legs can inflict damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure they could make short work of a toddler.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen them making short work of birds landing in their zoo enclosure.
Also cheetah-related, here is the King Of Dubai Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum and his cheetah www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKg7mMIZYS8
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I return, have a cheetah taking a shit into a BBC Jeep.
youtu.be/H18auYh6y-Q?t=2m54s
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy. Reminds me of 1960s Paris:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttGg2Xk-C0
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way it isn't perturbed his owner has appeared to have skinned the last two pets.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and this is the same animal.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a reason
you have to find pictures that are that old in order to show someone being that ignorant in public. Also they look French, which removes any self awareness.

Glad the kids were OK, mum or dad (or both) should have received a permanent scar though to remind them not to be so stupid ever again.

Knee to ankle or similar seems to be the size they would need to stop them being so stupid in a safari park again.

If nothing else, it would remind their kids of the day mummy and daddy nearly got them killed.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Put the kids into care but leave the parents there without their car.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
I actually got to cuddle and pet a cheetah in that very same safari park, 'cos my dad knew the director. I can't remember whether there are any photos to prove it, this was circa 1985. Anyway, here's a pro tip if you ever get into a fight with a cheetah: grab it by the base of the tail (the bum end) and hang on. Like a dog, and unlike a cat, it can't bend round and bite you.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this explains why they're so aggressive around children. You've got a lot to answer for.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly a family Darwin award.
They need the stupid beat out of them.
I'm on the cheetahs' side, every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually retards in the wild

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like they are testing a Westworld family.
 (loci, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:21, Reply)