I'm a cyclist, and I'm also a complete cunt.
But I don't feel that the two are mutually exclusive. If anything, I'm less of a cunt on the bike, apart from racing everybody infront of me, whether they know it or not.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:22, Reply)
I am an utter cunt and a cyclist
but I feel my cuntishness is far better expressed behind the wheel of a car. Don't get me started on people public transport however - that's where the real development work is being carried out in being simultaneously an utter cunt and fucking stupid dick.
Although I understand researchers traveling on planes to Magaluf are managing to challenge us all.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:59,
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I don't have a driving license. Never having kids, so never intend to get one.
I'm slowly talking Mrs. Penis into letting me get motorbike lessons though. I don't think I'll be too much of a cunt on a motorbike to begin with. But it's a Ducati I've got my eyes on...
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:04, Reply)
I was thinking more something like this:
www.thebikemarket.co.uk/media/1140770/86-10%20MONSTER%20797.jpg?width=1080&height=810&mode=max&upscale=false%27
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:37, Reply)
But it'll look fucking ace burining on the waste ground behind the garages
which is what he'll have to do when he sees the insurance premium after his first speeding ticket.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:47,
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If he just saved the premiums,
He could buy a second bike like that in a year.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:23, Reply)
In fairness, he'll need to
I'd give it six hours of idling at traffic lights and 26 minutes of blatting down country lanes before it keels over and dies.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:34,
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Oh, yeah
It's hard to be a cunt *on* a Ducati. But you'll perfect being a dick. And you could so be a cunt at traffic lights. Also weaving in and out traffic.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:45,
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Why don't you get something big and chromey so you can look like a badass whilst not having to travel at organ donating speeds?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:18,
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You mean the “look at me boys, i’m so so bad” that come with leather and shiny bits?
That beardy men gather around full of suppressed homoerotic desires?
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:22, Reply)
That's the one!
And don't forget the initiation ceremony where all the other men piss on the denim jacket you have to wear forever.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:28,
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different groups
one is 1970s era blokes from the black country. The other is cunts who *wish* they were.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:36,
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Wish they were wearing pissy denim?
The ex-angel I know told me a lady did a poo poo on his originals at his initiation.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:43,
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This one was a racist homophobe.
So probably not.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:49,
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I don't think that excludes the possiblity
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 May 2018, 23:06,
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What’s the difference between a biker and a “bear”?
None, apart from what they lube up before going out.
(, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:37, Reply)
Which bit did this one lube up?
https://youtu.be/UqZ44gH2sGY
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