My breasts want to kill me, they are too heavy - busty Nigerian lady cries out for help
"One day dis breast nearly kill me. Wen I dey sleep I see say something dey press me, I say wetin dey press me? I no know say na my breast. E don reach my neck dey heavy me, dey press me as if e wan kill me, I nearly suffocate. I come say Jesus! come stand up."
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 28 May 2018, 16:53,
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Has she considered losing weight?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 May 2018, 17:08,
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Macromastia is a medical condition.
I've come across* a couple of women who suffered from this, think G or H cup plus. It caused them no end of pain.
*intended of course
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 May 2018, 17:25,
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I also had a friend (I know this is b3ta, but I really did have a friend) that ended up having breast reduction
due to increasingly bad back pain.
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Varmint, Mon 28 May 2018, 18:52,
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did she let you have a farewell wank?
otherwise 'acquaintance' is the word you're looking for.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:20,
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She's still generously proportioned, but her back got better.
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Varmint, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:48,
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Bit like having a heavy rucksack on backwards.
You shouldn't have tried to pick them BOTH up at the same time. Hope your back's better soon.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:20,
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More than a handful's a waist.
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Varmint, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:49,
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