Even most vape cunts, cunts though they may be, would be smoking if not blowing sick clouds, bro
*edit: some of my best customers are cloud bros, and whatever the female equivalent is, and it's the toys and the fucking around with flavours and tricks and that that keeps 'em of the stinkies (a term I don't love, but it's used a lot by "normal" vapers online, and it does illustrate that there's a community of people who's main objective with this silly machine nonsense is to get the fuck away from tobacco)
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:17,
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I smoked twenty a day for over twenty years. It's exactly 480 days since my last cigarette. The only thing more cuntish than a vape user is a vape vendor. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:10,
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Nah, I'd say a condescending wanker, who'd end up back smoking one day rather than give cessation methods a try,
and judges anyone who didn't quit as perfectly as him (but was a thick enough prick to start in the first place, just like the rest us mere mortals) is the biggest cunt. Fuck you.
Edit: I use that last sentence having been unfailingly nice and kind on this site for 17 years, save the usual ribald nonsense, but here I mean it. Fuck you, you utter cunt. I don't care if this gets me banned by whatever mods aren't yet being eaten by their cats before the neighbours discover them; I made the stupid mistake of sticking with /links years ago, and getting kicked from the festering shithouse it's become will be very little skin off my nose.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:58,
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I think about smoking most days, and last dreamt about it shortly before Christmas. I find the idea of never smoking again pretty much impossible, little more than a hopeless aspiration.
If that's perfect, you and I have different concepts of perfection.
You seem irritable, mate. Maybe you should lighten up and light up.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:11,
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Fuck yourself with a lit cig,
you odious sack of shit. You, the real person, the actual loathsome cunt sat at the end of that keyboard, bring me joy in the news that while you look down on people who made their lives of addiction easier and healthier, are tormented by your weakness. I find even the memory of fags repugnant, and barely vape at an almost imperceptible nicotine level, and will joyfully stop it all soon, but will have a device at the back of the drawer for any moment of weakness. You will go back on the cancer sticks, and they will slowly kill you, true to their name, if things go well. Mods, get my previously well behaved arse the fuck out of here, or I will keep wishing, from the very bottom of my heart, the slow, expensive and painful death of this motherfucker, the actual guy, who will remain posting after I'm gone, because b3ta's fucked.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:37,
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I get it now, you're doing an impersonation of the guy in the vape shop. Very good. Well done.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:45,
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Nothing wrong with being eaten by cats*.
*providing you are dead already
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:05,
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