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This is a link post Vape shop meltdown
Dude can't handle a t-shirt. Gets fired.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaping is for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 23:07, Reply)
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So is this video
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So is this board.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't smoked in five years thanks to vaping.
I am much healthier, don't stink of smokes, and I now work in a vape shop very unlike this one with ex-smoker clientele from 18 to 80. I think anyone who dismisses a life-saving technology because some of the people who use it are cunts like these is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I quit smoking before the vape craze appeared
Wasn't that easy to do. Vape may or may not have made it easier to quit, or I could still be vaping now. People who vape to remove themselves from smoking aren't necessarily cunts, but those who vape for the sake of it (non-smokers, hipsters) are cunts. Much like those bellends that wear glasses without lenses in.

EDIT: I suppose I should point out while probably much healthier than smoking, pumping vapourised chemicals into your lungs probably isn't a completely healthy thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Even most vape cunts, cunts though they may be, would be smoking if not blowing sick clouds, bro
probably
n't
completely much y ier

*edit: some of my best customers are cloud bros, and whatever the female equivalent is, and it's the toys and the fucking around with flavours and tricks and that that keeps 'em of the stinkies (a term I don't love, but it's used a lot by "normal" vapers online, and it does illustrate that there's a community of people who's main objective with this silly machine nonsense is to get the fuck away from tobacco)
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I smoked twenty a day for over twenty years. It's exactly 480 days since my last cigarette. The only thing more cuntish than a vape user is a vape vendor. Quod erat demonstrandum.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'd say a condescending wanker, who'd end up back smoking one day rather than give cessation methods a try,
and judges anyone who didn't quit as perfectly as him (but was a thick enough prick to start in the first place, just like the rest us mere mortals) is the biggest cunt. Fuck you.

Edit: I use that last sentence having been unfailingly nice and kind on this site for 17 years, save the usual ribald nonsense, but here I mean it. Fuck you, you utter cunt. I don't care if this gets me banned by whatever mods aren't yet being eaten by their cats before the neighbours discover them; I made the stupid mistake of sticking with /links years ago, and getting kicked from the festering shithouse it's become will be very little skin off my nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Preach brother

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think about smoking most days, and last dreamt about it shortly before Christmas. I find the idea of never smoking again pretty much impossible, little more than a hopeless aspiration.
If that's perfect, you and I have different concepts of perfection.

You seem irritable, mate. Maybe you should lighten up and light up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yourself with a lit cig,
you odious sack of shit. You, the real person, the actual loathsome cunt sat at the end of that keyboard, bring me joy in the news that while you look down on people who made their lives of addiction easier and healthier, are tormented by your weakness. I find even the memory of fags repugnant, and barely vape at an almost imperceptible nicotine level, and will joyfully stop it all soon, but will have a device at the back of the drawer for any moment of weakness. You will go back on the cancer sticks, and they will slowly kill you, true to their name, if things go well. Mods, get my previously well behaved arse the fuck out of here, or I will keep wishing, from the very bottom of my heart, the slow, expensive and painful death of this motherfucker, the actual guy, who will remain posting after I'm gone, because b3ta's fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it now, you're doing an impersonation of the guy in the vape shop. Very good. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with being eaten by cats*.
*providing you are dead already
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I smoked for 30 years.
In the end, I was at 40 a day (working from home helped).
Started vaping 5 years ago and haven't touched tobacco since.
I can't say I've noticed any health benefits, apart from not coughing up a pound of lung butter after waking up; but I am saving an absolute shitload of money.
I am a cunt, but not because I vape. I've always been a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaping is to smoking what tofu is to chateaubriand.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:11, Reply)
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Without the COPD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Historians still debate whether the second American civil war would have started without the vape store incident " 
(The Great Wikipedia of China*, 2085)

*Formerly known as Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression that everyone in this video is an utter twat
But honestly I couldn't watch it to the end, does it somehow increase in intelligence later on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it does not. For me it is an extraordinary video because someone manages to be more of a cunt than a cunt wearing a T-shirt with the name of one of the world's most notorious cunts on it. That takes some work.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
that guy really does not like his shirt. It's just a shirt even if it says 'TRUMP' in massive letters.

You can tell screaming worked for him in the past as did being offended.

Assholes, assholes everywhere.

"If you do not stop doing that I will become even more offended"

Wear what you like and I will think what I want but that's about all you can do. Hey , if you want to piss him off serve him last then call him a dick as he leaves, just loud enough for him to hear then start recording on your own phone. That is the correct amount of passive aggressiveness.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:41, Reply)
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No, clearly the appropriate action is to repeatedly scream "fuck off" so hard you nearly give yourself an aneurysm. It can't possibly fail.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
*assumes ultimate form*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:33, Reply)
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If your ultimate form is a brown puddle in the bottom of a coffin, you're on the right track.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry everyone, I'm a bit late to the party
but could I just chip in and say I am also a self-righteous ex-smoker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post In about 20 years, and not before,
we'll probably have a good idea of exactly what the long-term risks of vaping are. Until then, it's all speculation, and nobody really knows.1

I reckon that it's almost certainly much safer than smoking, but that the risks are unknown until long-term studies are concluded. Since many millions of people managed to stop smoking before vaping was a thing, I'd say that anyone clinging to vaping as a substitute (and insisting that there's NO WAY they could have quit without it) are people who weren't sufficiently motivated to quit smoking in the first place.

1. See also: Brexit.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to quit the EU until there's an affordable hipster alternative

(97800, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this
I wish I hadn’t.

Pricks, the pair of them. If you find yourself agreeing with the actions of either of them then you’re a prick too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd liked to have heard how the black bloke told the story to his mates

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "I was trying to get some vaping stuff, and some silly people in the shop kicked off about a Trump t-shirt, I think.
"One of them was an angry screaming type, the other one was a smug self-righteous type.
"They each tried to engage me in their increasingly heated discussion, because they both thought I must be on their side for some reason."
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:49, Reply)