have fail-safe alarms. They beep continually. It's when it fucking *stops* that brown trousers are issued as standard PPE
(, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 15:34, Reply)
Every Tuesday, 10am, awoooooga.
Funny story though. A colleague of mine was interviewing for a graduate mechanical engineer to join his team. One of the interviewees was a muslim lad with a long beard. He had a lot of trouble finding our reception so had been walking around the Urenco perimeter fence with his rucksack.
He was escorted to the interview by two policemen with machine guns who then interviewed our receptionist about the position to see if they were allowed to shoot this kid or not. Poor sod, normally just the interview process is enough to give you the shits.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 21:26, Reply)
10am, every Monday (or at least used to be).
Quite close to Broadmoor, y'see....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 22:26, Reply)
One day it went off on a Wednesday, OOOH LOONIE ON THE LOOSE!
They caught him within hours, black guy, kinda stood out in Royal Berkshire. No chance.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 23:15, Reply)