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This is a normal post God forbid you have to touch those disgusting scraps of food
that you were happily stuffing into your mouth earlier
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a crazy idea
We could invent a type of glove, possibly coloured yellow, which prevents anyone who's bothered by this/has sensitive skin from getting their hands dirty/getting washing up liquid on their hands. I think it could really catch on.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if you named it after a flower - something like nipplewort

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And then don't make them big enough for men
To help perpetuate domestic stereotypes.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They come in different sizes dude...
Just buy the bigger ones!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They come in a variety of dainty ladies' sizes.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's crazy talk

(97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:16, Reply)