God forbid you have to touch those disgusting scraps of food
that you were happily stuffing into your mouth earlier
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mutated monty, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:35,
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I've got a crazy idea
We could invent a type of glove, possibly coloured yellow, which prevents anyone who's bothered by this/has sensitive skin from getting their hands dirty/getting washing up liquid on their hands. I think it could really catch on.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:51,
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Maybe if you named it after a flower - something like nipplewort
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:05,
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And then don't make them big enough for men
To help perpetuate domestic stereotypes.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:01,
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They come in different sizes dude...
Just buy the bigger ones!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:20,
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They come in a variety of dainty ladies' sizes.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:05,
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That's crazy talk
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97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:16,
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