I imagine many animals died in the research for this comment
Test subject #1: Dormouse.
Result: No.
Test subject #2: Kingfisher.
Result: No.
Test subject #3: Stoat.
Result: Close, but not quite.
Test subject #4: Bobcat.
Result: OWFUCKOWGETITOFFME!
Test subject #5: Weasel.
Result: I think we've got it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 May 2019, 9:06,
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The recent IPBES Global Assessment Report on Biodiversity and Ecosystem Services has identified simile research for online comments as the main global threat to wildlife.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 May 2019, 9:55,
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