
Hello. I used to be on here a lot writing stupid poems and stuff, but now I am elderly and time-poor and don't really do such things. But I wrote a poem the other day, about hanging your bum off the side of a boat and pooing into the sea, and I had a huge amount of important work to do so thought it was imperative I make it into an HTML5* experience. Contains the word "shit" but is otherwise SFW.
*This might not actually be an HTML5 experience. It's a free template and some stock images and a rude poem about dumping.
( , Fri 9 Aug 2019, 14:40, Reply)

Our flat planet is now brown.
On behalf of the Flat Earth Homeopathic Association
( , Fri 9 Aug 2019, 17:05, Reply)

First everyone gets lost on the way, then the meeting is an empty room that remembers people were once in it.
( , Fri 9 Aug 2019, 20:27, Reply)

I was on a tiny yacht with no loo and the way to poo was to grab hold of a rope and get towed along behind. This combined great fun with a sense of great relief, very convenient 'whole body flush' system.
( , Sun 11 Aug 2019, 3:33, Reply)