Pooing Off A Boat: A Poem
I made this!
Hello. I used to be on here a lot writing stupid poems and stuff, but now I am elderly and time-poor and don't really do such things. But I wrote a poem the other day, about hanging your bum off the side of a boat and pooing into the sea, and I had a huge amount of important work to do so thought it was imperative I make it into an HTML5* experience. Contains the word "shit" but is otherwise SFW.
*This might not actually be an HTML5 experience. It's a free template and some stock images and a rude poem about dumping.
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mikeisbrill, Fri 9 Aug 2019, 14:40,
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It might be poetic but you ruined the world's oceans for everyone
Our flat planet is now brown.
On behalf of the Flat Earth Homeopathic Association
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Aug 2019, 17:05,
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I can imagine the meetings.
First everyone gets lost on the way, then the meeting is an empty room that remembers people were once in it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2019, 20:27,
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I have also defecated from a boat!
I was on a tiny yacht with no loo and the way to poo was to grab hold of a rope and get towed along behind. This combined great fun with a sense of great relief, very convenient 'whole body flush' system.
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simbosan liked your link on, Sun 11 Aug 2019, 3:33,
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