My mate's dad shaved his beard off early one morning, and went off on his motorbike to work
When he got home, my mate saw him come in, helmet covering his face -"Hello Dad!"
"Hello son!" - removes helmet...
"Arrgh!" - who the fuck is this and why do they have my dad's eyes!?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 7:39,
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I shaved my beard and tache off for Movember
Freaked myself out, I hadn't seen my face in 30 years and fuck I was uglier than I remembered. Every time I saw myself in the mirror I cringed. Not doing that again, fuck charity but I hope your balls don't fall off.
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:12,
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I have no facial hair for some reason
43 now but it never grew. Plenty of hair on my head though.
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Forget Movember
Bring on Januanal!
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 11:15,
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30 years of denial destroyed at the stroke of a razor.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 13:15,
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