It's a little known fact that the human fart is louder than a trombone.
As I discovered at my daughter's school recital.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Sep 2019, 7:20,
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Elderly man in church: "I've just done a silent fart. What should I do?"
Wife: "Buy a new battery for your hearing aid"
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 Sep 2019, 22:46,
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