Informative and scholarly
You are the obvious successor to David Attenborough.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 7 Nov 2019, 14:59,
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Thank you
And yes, Attenborough has never discussed the real behaviour of the tortoise.
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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Nov 2019, 15:14,
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All you need is to have the first minute filmed in a hot air balloon over the Serengeti
then each of the following 7 minutes showing you walking on a beach in a different continent but filmed from a drone. Then the last shot of you telling the end of the story in a hot air balloon over the Alps while shooing a bearded vulture away
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Nov 2019, 16:58,
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My favourite work of Attenborough's is that series where he was in a hot air balloon
drinking masses of vodka, eating chilli peppers and beans by the bucket-load, shitting and pissing off the side of the basket and screaming while they floated slowly over the town centre of Dunstable.
That was great.
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crab_bloke), Thu 7 Nov 2019, 18:39,
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