Fuck that.
Hand them both a Lirpa and have them fight to the death in a make-shift arena in the middle of the studio.
Johnson would certainly have a strength/weight advantage, but Corbyn could use his wiry agile frame to push for the win. Smaller target, too.
You could have the winner fight Sturgeonboss.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:32, Reply)
Boris asks T’Pau for advice...
“The hair is the hair. What can be done?”
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jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 14:53,
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Did you hear about the Vulcan who travelled all the way from his home planet to Manchester?
He'd heard he might get a job for T'factory
(, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 0:03, Reply)