Your allegory is total fucking shit.
If you offer someone a cup of tea, they say 'yes', and then change their mind in the time it takes to make said cup of tea, they are a cunt.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:01,
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I only said yes because I wanted you to waste a couple of minutes
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97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:03,
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And I shall shove the hot, wet tea bag up your left nostril.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:29,
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Jesus, at least buy a girl dinner first
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97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:35,
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Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:48,
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Yes please, and extra large fries
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97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:51,
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And up your nose they shall go.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:21,
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The only holes left that weren't hideously stretched through overuse, and now you've ruined those too :(
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97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:38,
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Cooked in a wok
and scooped up in oven gloves...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:03,
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SUCH DECADENCE
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97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:41,
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