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This is a normal post Your allegory is total fucking shit.
If you offer someone a cup of tea, they say 'yes', and then change their mind in the time it takes to make said cup of tea, they are a cunt.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I only said yes because I wanted you to waste a couple of minutes

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And I shall shove the hot, wet tea bag up your left nostril.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, at least buy a girl dinner first

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please, and extra large fries

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And up your nose they shall go.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The only holes left that weren't hideously stretched through overuse, and now you've ruined those too :(

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cooked in a wok
and scooped up in oven gloves...
(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post SUCH DECADENCE

(, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:41, Reply)