Your allegory is total fucking shit.
If you offer someone a cup of tea, they say 'yes', and then change their mind in the time it takes to make said cup of tea, they are a cunt.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:01,
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I only said yes because I wanted you to waste a couple of minutes
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:03,
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And I shall shove the hot, wet tea bag up your left nostril.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:29,
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Jesus, at least buy a girl dinner first
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:35,
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Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:48,
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Yes please, and extra large fries
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:51,
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And up your nose they shall go.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:21,
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The only holes left that weren't hideously stretched through overuse, and now you've ruined those too :(
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:38,
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Cooked in a wok
and scooped up in oven gloves...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:03,
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SUCH DECADENCE
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 21:41,
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no u r
(Woo Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:32,
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What if they were told the tea would be quickly available?
Without realising you were only just planting it, it might take years and you had to negotiate for a kettle/cups/spoons to be made later on.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Tue 19 Nov 2019, 18:37,
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Just call them all thick racists for fucksake
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 19:51,
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"Them"?
Sounds like racist talk
(97800, Tue 19 Nov 2019, 20:21,
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