Just how much bullshit *does* Trump post to twitter every week, in real world units of measure?
I made this!
Mum once read me a description of King Henry the 8th's body, back when I was knee high etc etc. The length of his lower intestine was one of the notable items, memorably measured in feet, and rather longer than the usual five or so. I was wide-eyed at how much shite the man must have contained.
Segue to that modern-day misogynist man mountain: Trump. We can't yet measure his bowels, but he does tap out a torrent of shite on Twitter. It clearly should be measured, in inches and feet, to recreate that same wide-eyed wonder.
Over 14 feet last week, in case you wondered. The leader of the free world and owner of the bloody nuclear football, spent enough time staring myopically into his phone to spaff out nearly 15 feet of self-aggrandising knob-polishing crotch gravy. SMH.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:42, Share, Reply)
I never knew it was possible to view Twitter on a checkout till.
Sorry, I mean HELLO.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:51,
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It's a natural fit and perfectly aligns to the endless scroll UI
Up to a point.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 22:57, Share, Reply)
maybe that's what the over use of the ellipsis is all about
... is just the instruction to auto scroll the screen
Maybe it works on the cut down version of winXP used in pos machines
(, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 23:08, Share, Reply)
I like this.
I reckon you should make the homepage a very short facts-only overview with images and live feed, though. Keep it focused.
It took me a while to work out what was going on because of the amount of text. Some is interesting but does go quite off-topic at times.
I am speaking as someone who used to write far too much guff on all his projects.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:51,
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Yeah, you're right, it's typical organic growing pains...
...and this is Not My Day Job. (Edit: but thankyou for the feedback... I know what to do next.)
(, Tue 10 Dec 2019, 14:58, Share, Reply)
