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This is a normal post That's a great idea
Taking a pot of boiling water between the thighs in traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No, not just boiling.
These things run on superheated steam. That stuff won't burn your delicate flesh; it'll flay it right off your bones.

It's not a huge boiler though, and the guy seems smart enough to include a relief valve, so I'd be more worried about the improvised petrol tank right next to my bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not worried about it exploding by too high a pressure at all
but if you'd got knocked over by a car and that boiler somehow got pierced, you can say goodbye to the occupants of the joy departement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps some sort of protective codpiece is in order.
I'm sure the steampunkers would like that.

But seriously, I wouldn't worry too much about it getting pierced; there isn't actually very much steam (or water) in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 1:06, Reply)