Do not touch moose
or your face. So many rules to remember
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 13:47,
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Just don't let anyone touch your face then.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Mar 2020, 15:33,
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Fake moose
What's the fuss about? In the land of the free she's allowed to pat a moose. It's in the constitootion.
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a moose once bit my sister
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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Speaking of Norsk
If you try to learn it on Duolongo half of the phrases are about elg
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 7:35,
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I reckon mooses should consider being scared of humans
Not victim blaming here but I think it's in their own best interests
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this sounds like a load of bullwinkle
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 1:03,
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