All of it was as coherent as the rest of your posts
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Apr 2020, 10:37,
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1) At bedtime, for fun, I pretended to turn inside-out.
2) my son screamed something like, "oh god no, stop, help me"
3) the police were called because a neighbour heard the screaming and thought a woman was being attacked
4) the police arrived at my door, they were all
smiles and didn't want to come in.
5) I complained that the police were negligent in their duties and that they should've come in the house
6) no 5 was a lie.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:59,
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1) *goatse impression*
2) Child will never unsee.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:17,
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think liquid metal meets the thing
that's what i did
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:20,
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Yes, walking into your kid's room covered in offal is definitely normal parenting behaviour.
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97800, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:00,
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don't forget the wanking
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 13 Apr 2020, 14:43,
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No. 5 is alive.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:47,
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