Reminds me of
my first Glastonbury festival, there were signs dotted about that said: "Please bury your shit".
Wonder what would happen if you tried to dig a hole and shit in it at Glastonbury festival these days.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 22:21,
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sorry, hole shitting is reserved for silver-class ticket holders and above
For forty pound we can offer you a 1 hour faeces upgrade that will allow you 60 minutes of hole shitting, but only in the tier 2 zone. Spade hire is an additional twenty pound, and I'll need photo ID. Will that be cash or card?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:13,
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With the gold pass
you can shit all over the festival.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:46,
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like Billie Eilish
Boom!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:42,
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