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This is a normal post I was talking about this issue recently with a friend who wild camps...
I recall being taught how to dig a latrine as a child, both from being a Cub Scout and from a kid's guide to camping book I had (I only ever camped on designated sites, though, so never got to implement the knowledge fully).

My friend is eschewing wild camping at the moment due to not wanting to be associated with ignorant, selfish cunts who pitch up in the middle of the day, shit everywhere and leave piles of rubbish behind: the very opposite of wild camping's 'leave no trace' ethos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
My idea of slumming it is a hotel without room service.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to Ullapool
and can confirm it's a shit hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm banned from Ullapool camp site.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post When a man is banned from Ullapool camp site, he's banned from life.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 12 Aug 2020, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You would never realise there is a global pandemic going on ...
.. by utter fuckwits still desperate to go on holiday for one year despite the risks. Let it fucking go you utter spanners. Hang on I forgot. Me me me me me me me me I'm different.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
my first Glastonbury festival, there were signs dotted about that said: "Please bury your shit".

Wonder what would happen if you tried to dig a hole and shit in it at Glastonbury festival these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Aug 2020, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, hole shitting is reserved for silver-class ticket holders and above
For forty pound we can offer you a 1 hour faeces upgrade that will allow you 60 minutes of hole shitting, but only in the tier 2 zone. Spade hire is an additional twenty pound, and I'll need photo ID. Will that be cash or card?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post With the gold pass
you can shit all over the festival.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post like Billie Eilish
Boom!
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll set 'em up
you knock 'em down
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Aug 2020, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really a holiday if you're constantly worried about where you're going to shit next?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've all had one of those kinds of holiday...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post In other news:
90 trowels stolen from lay-bys.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 10:22, Reply)