That really is
one of the most pointless pieces of artistic wankery I have heard of.
I should write 'slower than ASAP', which is the same tune, played backwards, at half the speed.
As soon as that is commissioned to be played, I will follow it up with 'slower than STASAP' which will be written to be performed by a choir who would have to hold the same note for 20+ years between changes. If played at normal speed, it would be a polka. Obviously, this would mean having to sing in shifts and also passing on the job to their descendants when they get too old. If a family line dies out, their descendants do not want to carry on, or they stop singing for any reason the performance is ruined and they would have to start from the beginning.
And so on.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 5 Sep 2020, 19:21,
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