i was hiking in yosemite when there was a bear blocking the path (a black bear, not a grizzly)
By the time I fished my camera out the pack it had started to move away, so i gave chase. It moved faster so I started sprinting. It didn't occur to me until later that chasing a bear through the forest wasn't a sensible course of action. Have several blurry photos of a bear's arse to show for it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 6:44,
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Don't worry, "I repeated a lame catchphrase on the internet" can now be your special anecdote Prufock
you could tell it to your social worker, they get paid to listen
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 10:58,
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Wow.
I'm glad I put my sunblock on this morning.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 11:17,
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In other news, Tedious troll claims victimhood after 35th consecutive attempt at trolling
When interviewed the target claimed to be baffled, "I don't know, maybe he seeks the conflict to validate his otherwise empty existence. I mean, I like the creative side of thinking up insulting ripostes to his stalking, like doing a mock news story, but the growing realisation that I'm dealing with someone with mental problems with inflexible behaviour patterns sort of takes the gloss off"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 13:02,
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And you think you're punching down.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 14:17,
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hey, it's his horse, Triggered
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 23:26,
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