The bear seems to listen to the shouty advice
(, Mon 7 Sep 2020, 11:51, Reply)
"You're right. When the danger has passed, I'll zoom out a tiny bit."
(, Mon 7 Sep 2020, 13:50, Reply)
It seems that if a grizzly is chasing me I should shout "Don't run!" at it while running away along the trail.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2020, 15:32, Reply)
By the time I fished my camera out the pack it had started to move away, so i gave chase. It moved faster so I started sprinting. It didn't occur to me until later that chasing a bear through the forest wasn't a sensible course of action. Have several blurry photos of a bear's arse to show for it
(, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 6:44, Reply)
you could tell it to your social worker, they get paid to listen
(, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 10:58, Reply)
When interviewed the target claimed to be baffled, "I don't know, maybe he seeks the conflict to validate his otherwise empty existence. I mean, I like the creative side of thinking up insulting ripostes to his stalking, like doing a mock news story, but the growing realisation that I'm dealing with someone with mental problems with inflexible behaviour patterns sort of takes the gloss off"
(, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 13:02, Reply)