There was a young man from Venus
Whose nose was shaped like a penis
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06, Reply)
When catching a cold,
Which never got old,
He'd shoot out something most heinous.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:45,
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His wife was not pleased,
because when he sneezed,
jizz came out of his anus.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:52,
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