He should probably have had a look at his diet.
Charles Darwin Ate Every Animal He Ever Discovered
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 12:52,
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That's the kind naturalist I can get on board with.
Chris 'Lentils' Packham can fuck right off.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:17,
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I'm now just imagining the next David Attenborough documentary being a co-production with Jamie Oliver.
The Penguins huddle together against the harsh winds, protecting their solitary egg through the long dark nights of winter. Now what you want to do is fillet your penguin, then stick it in the old blender with a couple of spring onions and a big glug of olive oil and just wazz it up.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 15:42,
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