Snakes disembowel and feed on the organs of living toads
While the majority of snakes would normally swallow their prey whole, the Small-banded Kukri Snake cut open the abdomen of a large poisonous toad, then inserts its entire head and pull out the organs one by one while the prey is still alive.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 7:54,
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It can't all be seals raping penguins
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 8:58,
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Are you on a list now?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 10:21,
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Red in tooth and claw and all that
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 9:45,
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It's shit like this
that made Darwin look for some other mechanism than God to explain all nature's deviant ways.
"My God wouldn't create this horror!"
*goes to Galapagos, writes big book*
But of course, God was totally getting off on it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 11:14,
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I suspect it was his crippling flatulence that made him say that
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 11:49,
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He should probably have had a look at his diet.
Charles Darwin Ate Every Animal He Ever Discovered
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 12:52,
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That's the kind naturalist I can get on board with.
Chris 'Lentils' Packham can fuck right off.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 14:17,
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I'm now just imagining the next David Attenborough documentary being a co-production with Jamie Oliver.
The Penguins huddle together against the harsh winds, protecting their solitary egg through the long dark nights of winter. Now what you want to do is fillet your penguin, then stick it in the old blender with a couple of spring onions and a big glug of olive oil and just wazz it up.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 15:42,
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