you're coming on too strong, it can be a turnoff
start with "That's a smashing blouse. So Sandra, you don't mind if I call you Sandra, do you? I had a girl in my class called Sandra. She was slightly retarded. I'm not saying you're retarded. Heavens no! I mean, I was actually friends with Sandra, the one from school. I just don't see those things, I see the whole person. And it was really just a hearing aid and a twitch, she wasn't, like, full mong. Anyway, listen to me prattle on....So, what are you doing tonight?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:37,
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Wow that's pure talent.
I've got a lot to learn. Living in my mother's basement, I don't get out much.
Hey Sandra, how'd you like to make sweet music together? Bring the flute. I'll supply the baked beans.
I'm not sure I've got the hang of this.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:53,
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Well, I've always had a way with the ladies, cowcat. When I turn up, they go away
Badoom-tish! Would the person with the green Astra please make your way to the car park, your lights are on.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:59,
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That's not Sandra in the video you know
- Sandra's the arranger. Sophie's the flautist.
So your clumsy attempts at get in my gene pool are THWARTED! Ha! Take that!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 7:27,
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what have those guys got to do with this!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIxigdlgQ
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Figures.
How's that for smooth and sophisticated. And now we know why b3ta is my sanctuary.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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that's a relief
After posting I thought "christ, that sounds like something Gervais would script", which is never a nice feeling
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 2:04,
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