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This is a link post Dead man found in cemetery
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Man found dead in Heaton Cemetery is named


 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about you, but I find that most dead people in cemetaries are named.
edit: "cemetaries"? ffs
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post respect

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he made...

*lowers spectacles*

... a grave error.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe....
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wait for it

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His name was Doug?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Or if he hadn't been buried
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in which case it was... Douglas.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Look, the victim's inflatable footware has burst!"

"Yes, it looks like he... popped his clogs."
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Or he'd actually fallen in the septic tank
Either way he was in-turd.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "How tall is the victim?"

"He's six feet... under."
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Coffin dodger

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a spectrum game
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 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:11, Reply)