"Look, the victim's inflatable footware has burst!"
"Yes, it looks like he... popped his clogs."
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:40,
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Or he'd actually fallen in the septic tank
Either way he was in-turd.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:58,
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